Aw crud, dad's gonna be p!ssed!

 do i look like i'm kidding?

he's certainly hoping to serve up a knuckle sandwich or two

"Hey! If you kids are gonna make that much noise, go in the other room. I'm trying to watch the Food Network here!

"this is gonna hurt me a hell ofa lot more than it hurts you"

"cuz i said so, thats why"

"

"Babe, can you please control these kids!?!"

fabes - GET OFF MY LAWN.



Classic.

 This is why we can't have nice things!



Cindy

"Why do I have no underwear. Babe, where's my clean underwear!?! Dammit!"

Mate, he's in good shape for his age!

Why do you call me 'sir'? Because my dick's bigger than yours and no matter how old you get, I'll always be able to beat your ass.

Wipe your nose and get me another beer.

"Kev, you gotta listen to me. I told you to watch out for the arm bar!"

Bump for Dad handing out the ass-whipping.

I did a legit LOL at "Get off my lawn"