"You're fine Gary, you're fine!"
Mark Coleman from Gary Goodridge's corner as Fedor soccer kicks Gary's head into Bolivia.
Soa vs Krylov
Soa : my rib
Soa Corner : I don't care about ya fuckin rib 
"COMBINATION AND EXIT!"
Greg Jackson to Cowboy during the Diaz fight.
ShaneMillerBJJ - "I think I eert my groin"
"I don't care hit him with it"
this.
I think it was Rampage on TUF (Forrest) whenever one of his fighters got taken down every 10secs you'd hear "Get up, get up" no instruction how to lol
FETT_TFK_Tat2tillidie - Go get some fans -Greg Jackson
Thats funny. I bet Jackson wishes he could take that quote back. It wasn't a real good look for them. especially since Jones was already struggling to make fans like him around that same time.
"Don't let him take that bottle outta your daughters mouth" -Diego's corner in the Melendez fight.
TEN10TEN - "PUNCH A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS CHEST"Not to be nit-picky, but I believe that the exact quote was:
-Longo
"I want you to punch a hole in his fucking chest."
Hes scared of you BJ.
"You're a fucking Legend" Baroni to Coleman
I swear I thought he said "head, head, head"...as in go for headshots only because the only way you are going to win is to knock him out 
"KENNY! KENNY! KENNY!"
-Keith Florian
when chuck put his hands on his knees and just stared at his fighter and didn't say anything the whole time between rounds.
Corner for Ortiz while getting tooled by Nogueira:
Double! What are you doing? (Tito flops to the ground) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? What is this? Where you at, Tito? Get up! You gotta try, Tito!
Breeeaaaattthhheeee - Matt Serra coaching on tuf.
"I tore my abductor"
"I don't care Georges, hit him with it!"
GROUNDnLB -
"I tore my abductor"
"I don't care Georges, hit him with it!"
That's a funny typo since GSP talks about aliens and lost time
Lick Boners -GROUNDnLB -
"I tore my abductor"
"I don't care Georges, hit him with it!"
That's a funny typo since GSP talks about aliens and lost time
but thats not a typo
Beefy Wellington - "Don't let him take that bottle outta your daughters mouth" -Diego's corner in the Melendez fight.He didn't say bottle he said Vato which was even funnier. I laughed my ass off at that. He said "don't let this Vato take that Vato out of your daughters mouth".
Beginning of second round:
"Ok Anderson, the fight begins now!"