best self defence weapon (not cane

Use u're physical asset first. If shit gets out of control KNIFE.

whats a troll

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While I'm here, it's not always the case that you'd use empty hands before you draw a blade or other tool. Sometimes, sometimes not.

The 'Ness brothers!!

Preparedness and Awareness!!