Brock Lesnar's MMA Career Through Photoshops

 People thought Brock's size was going to be the factor....




 Or maybe Brock's mind games would get the best of Cain....




 Brock came out not wanting to get punched at UFC 121....




 Brock shouldn't have worn his roller skates. Everyone knows Cain is a great skater...




 pure gold, another home run, well done doctor.

 Brock was then beat down and lost his title to Cain Velasquez and was greeted with a few old buddies from WWE....




 The talk of Brock facing Fedor now looked like this...




 EPIC thread!

 So, to stay in the spotlight without holding the championship, Brock decided to be a coach on the tv series The Ultimate Fighter against opposing coach Junior Dos Santos....well, everyone pictured what a fight with Junior may look like for Brock...




 And we can't forget Brock's advice to his team on TUF....




holy shit.

 Brock started having a recurring nightmare......being back in WWE fighting in a 2 on 1 handicap match....




 Brock was again diagnosed with diverticulitis and had to leave TUF. He had surgery and headed right back into the gym, training his striking with Pat Barry and feeling like a new man. Dana decided Brock should face international superstar Alistair Overeem...




 People expected Brock to be a beast again and return to possibly do this to Overeem....







Would he need this???




 But in reality, Brock came back, split open Overeem's eyebrow, then preoceeded to get his ass kicked once again, this time with shots to the body....




fucking masterpiece.

Awesome. Phone Post

 Then Brock Lesnar announced he was retiring....



All these thoughts went through our minds. We'll never get to see....







Or....





 

Yes!!! Epic Thread!! Phone Post

 Instead, Brock Lesnar will stay retired from MMA and be a full time farmer on his Minnesota ranch....