Can anyone here read Japanese? Please help

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http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/...9EC2E17B06.jpg

I acquired Shinya Aoki's backstage/ ringside pass from Dream 10. This note was on the back side of the pass. Just curious what it says...

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Phone Post

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It says "if you can read this, you have a small penis"

I tried to post the pic for you but your penis is too small Phone Post

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Post the pic again and I'll tell you what it says.

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I can't see the pic, but my wife read Japanese as she went to culinary school in Tokyo, so if you can post the pic I will have her tell me what it says.

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Domu aregato Mr Roboto...yep Phone Post

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"Ichi ni san shi, how taste my big pee pee" IMO Phone Post

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“Ni-hon dai-skee”.

Japan is the best. I love Japan. When in doubt, just smile, nod and repeat. Phone Post

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I can't see the pic, but my wife watched a Japanese movie about Tokyo, so if you can post the pic of your wifo nakedo I will have her tell me what it says..mushi mushi bitcho Phone Post

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I'm guessing something about putting it in a bag of rice? Phone Post

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In Phone Post

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What a useful thread.