"What are you doing?"
Kimbo caption: basically ^^that^^
Ken caption: Okay, so first I'll push you from behind, then have my guys hold me back while I pretend I actually want to fight you.
$kala caption: Touch my meal ticket again and I swear to little bitty naked baby Jesus that I'll $kratch your flippin' eyes out!
"Hold still, dammit...okay, got it. That was the biggest zit I've ever seen, dude."
$kala (softly)-"Ken...Ken. Tell him you will hold him tight and that you never want to be w/o him."
Shammy-"Kevin. I....I miss us and I will hold you like only today matters. Come here big fella."
Ferg-(to himself)-"These fools is crazy!"
"$kala caption: Touch my meal ticket again and I swear to little bitty naked baby Jesus that I'll $kratch your flippin' eyes out!"
I LOL'd at "$kratch"
"How can he $cratch!?"
"It puts the lotion on his skin!"
Ken: "My new submission is the Vulcan nerve pinch" (not realizing that he is not pinching Kimbo's neck)
Ken Shamrock defeats Kimbo Slice with a kung fu leopard-fist attack...
"You call that a reach around???"