vicodin??? OH MAN, I gotta get bit by a centipede!
Sorry for the late reply and I hope you are still alive to read this but...................I heard sticking that finger in your bunghole will bring down the swelling.
Can I still do that even if I didn't get bit by a centipede?
i got zapped a couple years ago...my middle finger was just about the size of TJ's...my wife loved it.