Yawn. 
It's just sad to see how hard he tries.
When Ridley Scott's new movie "Helio" comes out, Chael will be sorry he didn't Gi up.
McBottery - I find it hilarious that there are still people that take him 100% serious. He's the fucking man and funny as hell.
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Was... was that a slight hint of self self-deprecation in that triangle comment or was that a slip???
buchu8oolong - Was... was that a slight hint of self self-deprecation in that triangle comment or was that a slip???
It was not a slip up. 
Chael threads serve the dual purpose of being entertaining and weeding out the humourless dorks on the UG.
SUPER HLUK -buchu8oolong - Was... was that a slight hint of self self-deprecation in that triangle comment or was that a slip??? <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>It was not a slip up. <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
stlnl2 - So, a guy who has Low T talks about effeminate, and then rails on BJJ (something that to him at least should have proven to be effective at this point).......Not to say he cant talk trash with the best of em, he can, but it might go over as him at least trying to be serious if he took a different topic/tact.
My girlfriend found your panties under the passenger seat of my camaro and is on the warpath, watch your back
stlnl2 - So, a guy who has Low T talks about effeminate, and then rails on BJJ (something that to him at least should have proven to be effective at this point).......Not to say he cant talk trash with the best of em, he can, but it might go over as him at least trying to be serious if he took a different topic/tact.
^^ Trolled^^
Pernicious - I enjoy it, because he looks like he enjoys the ridiculousness of it all. Like he's gonna break character at any moment.
It looked like he broke character when he talked to Ariel after the Stann fight. Ariel asked him if he'd seen Anderson dancing with Bieber and Chael giggled and said, "Did he really?". Then he said Anderson is actually a really good dancer. But he wasn't being sarcastic about it at all. It was cool.
i think calo trained under chael at one point. or super calos mom lied to little calo about who big calo was.
sorry mijo, it wasnt the milk man, it was our real estate agent.
Ban the triangle choke...understandible from a guy who got manhandled to the ground and then forced to smell the sweaty balls of Demian Maia. To top it off , he cried afterwards like a little girl. Now THAT'S effeminate.
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Troll Sonnen
Simply put, Chael is the man.
Dr Dale Doback - How come its perfectly acceptable to fighter bash Chael on this site???
Yet its bannable if you bash some 0-3 green namer who posts here??
I really hope you get in a serious car accident, hopefully something that ends up in Red Asphalt.
Chael can sure as fuck troll all you haters. He is like the SuperCalo of the real world.
dude is the smartest fighter going around , just keeps saying stuff to get a response from the mma world.. he knows what buttons to push so that everyone is clammering for him to get beat down which = huge pay day for chael and all this added interest only making him more marketable for future ppv which in turn means more big pay days
Just once I would like to see an interviewer stomp all over Chael's BS
AG: What is one thing in mixed martial arts today that you would change?
CS:: I would ban the triangle choke, the refuge of cowards everywhere.
AG: Interesting, considering almost half your losses are submissions to that very technique, not to mention the few times you started tapping out to a triangle choke only to deny tapping once it was released.
CS: crickets
AG: Many people say your "Achilles heel" is Jiu-Jitsu. What do you say about that, do you feel that is an accurate assessment?
CS: I'd say that I have better things to do than beat the guy across the cage from me with an inefficient and unsophisticated modern fad that help effeminate men feel tough. Jiu-Jitsu, Tae Bo, no difference.
AG: Aren't 9 of your 11 losses due to submissions from, as you put it, this ineffecient and unsophisticated modern fad called Jiu Jitsu?
CS: crickets
AG: And it's funny you should mention anything that makes effeminate men feel tough, weren't you caught and suspended for taking TRT that you were not approved for?
CS: crickets.............dial tone
AG: Chael?
AG: Chael?
AG: Well I guess that concludes our interview with Mr. Sonnen.