"Hey Tito
I wrote you a poem about me so you can sound funny & interesting. Let me just "Remote Pilot" you through this promotion process"
Money (Launders)
Ben (Saunders)
Tito (Jobber)
Chael Will (Clobber)
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Teeth (Shiny)
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Nerves (Shot)
Sample (Hot)
'Tude (Nice)
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Abuses (Jocks)