UfC brass has done there homework.
If Lawler had of tagged CM, the minute Johny got crotch deep inbetween his legs it would have been the perfect set for a trademark piledriver CM punk style.
instant obliteration.
Mate if he gets the Fireman's Carry you're going the fuck to sleep when he drops you on his knee. 
Lol. Your use of "there" made me question whether this is simply a troll thread or a its still real to me damnit thread.
Post pics of your neck beard for confirmation.