Couture done, 'unless Steven Seagal signs up'

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                    <p>Will five-time UFC&nbsp;champion Randy Couture fight no more forever?</p>

Couture is currently promoting The Expendables 2, in which he co stars alongside a action film dream team of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The Expendables 2 opens on Friday.

Couture also stars in the recently released straight-to-video movie Hijacked.

On Wednesday Couture appeared on G4TV’s Attack of the Show, and was asked if he would consider coming back to the Octagon.

“No," replied Couture. "I think everything I set out to do, I managed to pull off, and it has been an amazing journey for 15 years,” Couture said when speaking to G4TV’s Attack of the Show on Wednesday.

“Not unless Seagal wants to sign up,” Couture answered with a smile and a laugh.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Seagul wouldn't want anything to do with fighting a man. Especially one who is an actual fighter. Phone Post

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Remembers why I fucking love Randy. Phone Post

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Make it happen! Phone Post

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MDF tm - segal 1 - couture 0

He already lost to segals student machida, does he really want to step up and fight the master himself!? Phone Post

Riiiiiight. Phone Post

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Jumbocrunch - 

Randy is the man Phone Post


  Simply this

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Randy by whatever he wants

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We need someone to instigate and somehow bring this up to Sensei Seagal.

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I envision Randy getting full mount and slapping the "Sensei" in the face in a humiliating fashion while he pins Seagal's own arm behind his head.

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does he not realize Seagal is seriously overweight and old?

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Haha don't waste your time randy Phone Post

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Seagal wouldn't be able to pass the physical.

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I'm sure Seagal would just spew some crap about his techniques being too deadly for MMA or something.. It would be nice though. Maybe they could set up VD vs. Seagal in another organization or something. The fight that never happend because Seagal backed down.

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Willin_But_Not_Chaeble - I envision Randy getting full mount and slapping the "Sensei" in the face in a humiliating fashion while he pins Seagal's own arm behind his head.

  Ok one of our photoshop wizards needs to put Seagal's face on Toney from his fight.

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Randy is awesome

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sockeye - does he not realize Seagal is seriously overweight and old?

Why do you think he'd be willing to fight him? Phone Post

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Willin_But_Not_Chaeble - I envision Randy getting full mount and slapping the "Sensei" in the face in a humiliating fashion while he pins Seagal's own arm behind his head.

I see Randy throwing a punch and Seagal catching it and rotating 180 degrees so that he's facing away from Randy and has Randy's arm pinned between his own arm and body, right under his arm pit. Then I see Seagal forcing Randy's arm straight with a figure four grip, and pushing hard to hyperextend it. I think Randy would be able to offer resistance for a second or two but then I see Seagal suddenly snapping the arm at the elbow. At this point Seagal releases his grip and lets Randy drop to the floor and wiggle around on his side in agony.

Best for Randy to stay retired IMO.

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Canooke - 
Willin_But_Not_Chaeble - I envision Randy getting full mount and slapping the "Sensei" in the face in a humiliating fashion while he pins Seagal's own arm behind his head.

I see Randy throwing a punch and Seagal catching it and rotating 180 degrees so that he's facing away from Randy and has Randy's arm pinned between his own arm and body, right under his arm pit. Then I see Seagal forcing Randy's arm straight with a figure four grip, and pushing hard to hyperextend it. I think Randy would be able to offer resistance for a second or two but then I see Seagal suddenly snapping the arm at the elbow. At this point Seagal releases his grip and lets Randy drop to the floor and wiggle around on his side in agony.

Best for Randy to stay retired IMO.

I think I saw that movie...

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I would pay a 100$ PPV fee to see Randy beat the hell out of Seagal. The fact Seagal is using MMA to try and make himself relevant again is disgusting. He never was a mixed martial artist. He was an actor. His fights are more closely connected to dancing than an actual fight being that all of his "fights" were planned out to the last detail.