Dana White: I hugged Mike Goldberg for 45m UFC207

"I must have tears, blood and jizz all over my f---ing jacket. I went in there and hugged him for 45 minutes," White said. "I told him, 'We were never friends'".

Pretty good.

8/10

The end got me hahaha. I'll give you that. 

Dead President -

"I must have tears, blood and jizz all over my f---ing jacket. I went in there and hugged him for 45 minutes," White said. "I told him, 'We were never friends'".

LOL

 Not bad

Got a chuckle from me.

8.763 recurring / 10

I lol'd

solid 9.5435

imaginary vote up

Well played 9/10

The Bald Father part 2

Shit, I lol'd just from reading the thread title.

Thread delivers.

Good

Dead President -

"I must have tears, blood and jizz all over my f---ing jacket. I went in there and hugged him for 45 minutes," White said. "I told him, 'We were never friends'".

Lmao, thanks for that on this shitty day back to work.

8/10

Checked in again 48 mins later. Still funny.

An edit of the broke back mountain shop from the other thread would complete the spin.

mada - 

I would like to see Goldberg write a book exposing all of Dana's bullshit.


Dana White had a 3 inch reach advantage over Adolf Hitler, everything else is virtually identical.