DC and Rogan are fucking idiots

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DC and Rogan. Replay of an older fight on while im in the kitchen and all i hear is "WHOAAAA…NOOOOO…HES GOT EM…WHOAAAAAAAA…HES GONNA TAP…HES OUT!!!

Come back in the living room its going to the next round

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WHOAAAAAAA…OHHHHHHHHH…HES IN TROUBLE WHOAAAAAAAAA…

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WOOOAHHHHHHHH OH NOOOOOOOO HES CAUGHT WOOOOAHHHHHH

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Great Thrad

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WHOAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHH NOOOOO

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“HES GONNA TAP!!! HES GONNA TAP!!! OHHHHHHH…hes out…”

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HE’S ROCKED!!!

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Hahaha YES. Thank you sir

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I loved the fight with Izzy and Jan when he wouldn’t shut up about Izzys feints while completely ignoring the fact he was being completely dominated

THOSE FEINTS!!

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Christ meisha is hot

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HE’S HURT!! HE’S HURT!!!

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from chatgpt

  1. “This is a crazy sport. It’s like rock, paper, scissors, but with real human beings beating the shit out of each other.”

  2. “If you’re a football player and you win the Super Bowl, you get a ring. If you’re a fighter and you win, you get a cauliflower ear and a flat nose.”

  3. “It’s like these guys have a license to do magic, and that magic is punching people in the face.”

  4. “He’s got the reach advantage, the height advantage, and the hair advantage. That’s a triple threat right there.”

  5. “It’s like two bald men fighting over a comb at this point.”

  6. “His ground game is so good, it’s like he’s grappling with Velcro on the mat.”

  7. “He’s got the flexibility of a yoga instructor and the knockout power of a sledgehammer.”

  8. “These guys are like human ferrets. They can squeeze through the tightest spaces and still come out swinging.”

  9. “If there’s a zombie apocalypse, I want a UFC fighter on my team. They’re used to getting punched in the face and still keep going.”

  10. “It’s the human chess match, but instead of moving pieces, they’re throwing fists and kicks. It’s like Bobby Fischer with a roundhouse kick.”

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IT IS ALL OVER!!

I miss Mike Goldberg.

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They were feeling it in the moment.

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Joe is phoning it in at this point

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i think they bring out the worst in each othrr, but they think the opposite and carry on with enthusiasm

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OP is on queer street

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THAT WAS NASTY!

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this is the best thread in a while

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being UFC announcer is a pretty lucrative job lol