Rickson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Rickson got the clinch, took down, mounted, and armbarred the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Rickson has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
A blind man once stepped on Ricksons' shoe. Rickson replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Rickson Gracie!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal RNC delivered by Rickson Gracie.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Rickson Gracie, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rickson Gracie and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rickson Gracie frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Rickson Gracie.
Rickson Gracie doesn?t believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Rickson Gracies? enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Rickson Gracie owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ?get out of jail free? card.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Rickson Gracie accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Rickson Gracie to die before they attack.
Coincidently, I'm a fan of Rickson. I just couldn't pass this up.