So this guy will look at you and you go down.
Refs here: would this be an ippon or what?



Perhaps it would be more efficient if the "Grandmaster" simply falls on his opponents. He considerable mass combined with his ki-filled lard, would be enough to smolder the consciousness out of most people.

For a touchless knockout, simply remove his shirt. The sight of his naked, pale, jingling, mass would shock most people into unconsciousness.


lol..what a tool.