True story.
Me and two of my buddies were watching tv the other week. As always, my shorts started to creep down my ass, exposing my cottage cheese ass cheeks. Don't ask me why, they just always seem to make an appearance.
Anyway, my friend saw an opportunity to stick his finger in my crack. He has a fascination for cracks.
The third guy who was just minding his own business and watching tv, got the dirty sanchez from my other buddy.
He actually convulsed a little with a look of utter repulsion on his face.I loved the fact that my ass leakage was now proudly displayed on his upper lip. We couldn't stop laughing. He is now, and will be forever known as SANCHEZ.
I think I'll look for someone else to "dirty". Beware, I might just have YOU in my sights. Shave off those mustaches because the stank lasts quite a while. Its one of those stanks that you can't get out for days.