Don Frye The Truth

Here are some Don Frye Facts:

I was emailed this, I thought some were funny....


Don Frye's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Don Frye does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Don Frye goes killing.
Ghosts are actually caused by Don Frye killing people faster than Death can process them.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Don Frye.
Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Don Frye' fist.
Don Frye frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Don Frye puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
If you can see Don Frye, he can see you. If you can't see Don Frye you may be only seconds away from death.
Don Frye has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Don Frye doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
When Don Frye was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Don Frye received an "A+" for writing only the words "Don Frye" and promptly turning in the paper.

I thought you were in prison..


This thread will not contain much goodwill. But it will be funny.


His interview on the Beatdown was hilarious

when you think TRUTH you think: Shannon Ritch

Frye might have some extra Stache hair for your weave Cannon.

This thread is crap! Those facts are about Chuck Norris.

Or Maybe I just thought you were in Jail...


this isn't the same kind of theft, imo...not to say he isn't stealing though, because he is (again)

I was wondering. I am not a fighter, or Pro fighter that is. I have always
wondered what the adrenaline feels like pre-fight, the walk, the
staredown the.."let's get it on".. etc..
I have always wondered how it feels to be so amped and wired while
fighting that you don't feel the punches.. until later.
MOST of all. I have always wondered how GOOD it feels to tap out..

Can I get any help here???


OWN3D... hahahhaaaa

Actually.. Seriously.. I would like to by a HUGE HAT.



Don Frye should star in a western.

it seems the cannon can do no right

That was so gay.

And I stopped reading at "Don Frye's tears cure cancer"

God only knows how lame the rest of it was.

lol...Redneck is correct. It looked like bad joke I was doing when I was 6 years old.

must be a bad joke if a frenchman says so...really bad (shannon, you paying attention? a frenchman just said your joke sucked)

Chuck Norris will kill you for that blasphemy.

Roundhouse death.