Fighters Should Be Tested For SEAGAL

BrianStannFan · April 30, 2011, 10:37pm

If they test positive for having had contact with this man:

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They should be banned from MMA for surely the implimentation of Mr. Seagal's techniques will prove deadly.

Enamoratu2 · April 30, 2011, 10:38pm

I can't disagree. Seagal's deadly techniques will result in someones death soon.

BrianStannFan · April 30, 2011, 10:47pm

The Face of Certain Death

Missing_Glove_Tape · April 30, 2011, 10:49pm

I laughed.

MickColins · April 30, 2011, 10:49pm

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner?

Winner Winner SEAGAL Dinner!

munsturrman28 · April 30, 2011, 10:57pm

All you see is a glimmer, and then your dead! Phone Post

scottelkin · April 30, 2011, 10:59pm

Seagal is the new chuck norris Phone Post

toilet_seat · April 30, 2011, 11:03pm

What constitutes illegal Seagal levels though? Can the fighter watch a Seagal marathon on TBS the night before a fight and still be legit?

BrianStannFan · April 30, 2011, 11:09pm

toilet seat - What constitutes illegal Seagal levels though? Can the fighter watch a Seagal marathon on TBS the night before a fight and still be legit?

Absolutely not. The mere viewing of the image of Seagal is enough to improve your technique enough to turn anyone into a killing machine.