Fighting in a phone booth / futon?

What would be the best way in these two awkward situations?

ask MAYHEM

hmmm, u could use bjj to submit your woman in the futon, but the most used move is the BJ, which has been around since the dawn of humanity :D

get her drunk first.

“Real fights, happen in the space of a phone booth” - T. Blauer

That pic needs romoshopped!