The guy is tolerable as an amazing competitor, but insufferable in every single other aspect. Weaponized autism at its finest. Schaub is insufferable everywhere.
I don’t mind him.
I dunno, if you have career affecting stomach problems, maybe stop eating from food trucks.
Go back to your shit life and leave the king alone. You will never accomplish anything. You’ll never be as rich as me or as cool. Post your bank statement, bro. Do you even have a Miata? What about a truck? Do you have a trans girlfriend or a pet autistic from New Zealand? I thought not! Loser.
- Gordon Ryan to Shen (probably)
Hey Gordon:
My cousin has a Miata which I am free to borrow anytime --with a couple days notice.
I own TWO autistic pets.
My bank account is so solid, my bank sent me a FREE calendar this year just to keep me as a client.
And my GF isn’t “trans” she’s a straight up man!
–I’m not just some dude on the internet, bro.
p.s. I got a cast iron stomach too --eating spicy pastrami nachos, beer and a chocolate malt, right now.
Are you Hillbo?
Shen = GOAT
Craig Jones is killing the king on social media because he’s legitimately funny. Gordon just activates his autism and responds with win loss records and submission percentages.

Gordon just activates his autism
The guy should be paying royalties to Arn Anderson and Santa Clause for jacking their looks.