I hate you already. You are like a watered down version of Dave C. At least he talks about shit that has a "laugh at me I'm retarded" feel to them. Try adding some cock and turds into your sentences. That could really help. 
My God, TA is taking it ass and mouth on this thread.
T Jay's birthday party was great fun.
CAMB, the topic has already been discussed on the Hawaiiground. You are six years behind on this one.
Sweet car dude, is it your sisters??
Ass To Mouth!
I knew Magnum TA seemed like a Zima and Jolly Rancher kind of guy!
I needed something cheap
pillbottle
4 hours ago
My God, TA is taking it ass and mouth on this thread.
Mike speaks from personal experience. DAC might get excited with you talking like that.
sweet science
12 minutes ago
Ass To Mouth!
DAC can't contain his excitement at the mention of his personal hobbies.
Magnum TA - I needed something cheap <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
But did you need to act like Soulja Boy watching your 9 inch rims shine?
Here's a classic showing HHTA (Horsehoe Head Todd Atkins) sporting his gold MMA necklace!
I never thought someone could look like more of a douche then MtN!
virux11b - I never thought someone could look like more of a douche then MtN!
You thought wrong! (but you were close)
Hipster - I knew Magnum TA seemed like a Zima and Jolly Rancher kind of guy!
perfect.