Hendo posts here.. So where's he at?

Dan give us the truth! U hurt bro? Say it ain't so. U are our only hope!

Until Hendo.. Phone Post

He is getting a naked massage. Phone Post

 You will have to make a thread discrediting him and calling him all kinds of bad things to get him out of the woodwork.

In light of the pending announcement, I would bet you couldn't pay Dan to spill the beans now.