http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942
Horse DNA has been found in some beef burgers being sold in UK and Irish supermarkets, the Republic of Ireland's food safety authority (FSAI) has said.
Meanwhile, a secret investor has secured access to the frozen foodstock.
*Awaits report of Irish Guys getting puffy faces and putting on 30 pounds of muscle in one year's time.
Thankfully I don't shop in Tesco or Iceland or eat rank frozen burgers. I guess thats what you get for eating nast processed food.
Shocking photo taken at the facility in question.
I'm so hungry I could eat a burger in Ireland. 
i did feel thick solid and tight after that big mac now i think about it.
Anybody else ever got half way through a horse and thought, maybe I wasn't that hungry...
More Reem jokes, please.