How to break in to the UG

mclay - Phone Post

Fucking 10! Phone Post

inb4 What If move

Whatever you do, don't make a thread "ATTN DFW!!!!! HI"........Apparently you will become a Congressman. Phone Post

IrishMMAFanatic -
RileyPust - "YOU AIN'T HARD, BRO. I'M HARD."

"NAH BRO, YOU AIN'T HARD. I'M HARD."

Why don't you homos go be hard together somewhere else?

Why you think your hard what does it prove for all we know you could be writing this in your treehouse why should we believe you for all we know you could be a 13 year old using your dads IPad ?? Phone Post

You every try posting from a treehouse? It's terrible. I could barely get a single bar from mine. Why would someone post from a treehouse? Makes no sense! Phone Post

UGCTT_Edgar_Ate_My_Baby -
IrishMMAFanatic -
RileyPust - "YOU AIN'T HARD, BRO. I'M HARD."

"NAH BRO, YOU AIN'T HARD. I'M HARD."

Why don't you homos go be hard together somewhere else?

Why you think your hard what does it prove for all we know you could be writing this in your treehouse why should we believe you for all we know you could be a 13 year old using your dads IPad ?? Phone Post

You every try posting from a treehouse? It's terrible. I could barely get a single bar from mine. Why would someone post from a treehouse? Makes no sense! Phone Post

I get better reception from my blanket fort. Phone Post

LOL @ 12er being hard arse Irish douche. Why are there so many Irish dudes proud to be Irish yet they've never done anything to be proud of?

My previous housemate was a proud Irish lass, I mean lad, kept telling me how he was from [insert some area of Ireland that is supposedly really bad] and that I didn't stand a chance against him in a fight. He'd often try punk me out, get all up in my face. I ended up telling him the next time he tried it I would KO him without a second thought. He didn't try it again. However, he DID kick me in the back while I was walking down stairs. He then proceeded to be the proud Irish owner of a broken orbital and several facial scars. Y'all are talk.

And if you think I am all talk, dude, or that I wouldn't LOL in your face at your Michael "I'm IRA hard" Collins spiel, I'm in Sydney once every few months, maybe we can get together for some UFC style traneing, I'll school you and then buy you a Guinness to wash away your pain. Or you could come up and spar with me at my gym in Brisbane. I'm considerably larger than you, though.

I'm a 13er, but I've been in this game a lot longer than that, my best advice for hitting up MMA forums, don't be a fuckwit, post things that contribute and don't act like you're a hard cunt thinking that an ocean will protect you, someone may call you on it who is on the same island. And that someone might just know how to fight.

IDOHARM - 

You best start believin' in troll threads...

































Yer' in one. Phone Post


There's no place I'd rather be...

Cyril Jeff -

 

just be cool, and you'll get over faster than a late blooming '09er.

Gotta agree. Phone Post

like any community the easiest way is to simply lurk, observe, and only contribute when you have something really meaningful to say.


but i think this guy is already frozen

And just like that we have a new jimmy to rustle! When god retires a door, he always rustles a window.....

ImA2TimeLoser -
Happiness Bunny - If you see a thread by "Jimmy Rustler" you have to remind him that Cole Konrad retired. It's mandatory.

This. You will be voted up for such. Phone Post

Also him a beta and make jokes about India the country Phone Post

Just lmfao at this thread. Much like a recovering alchoholic in ireland, op never had a chance.

IrishMMAFanatic -
RileyPust - "YOU AIN'T HARD, BRO. I'M HARD."

"NAH BRO, YOU AIN'T HARD. I'M HARD."

Why don't you homos go be hard together somewhere else?

Why you think your hard what does it prove for all we know you could be writing this in your treehouse why should we believe you for all we know you could be a 13 year old using your dads IPad ?? Phone Post

*you're ..I couldn't resist lol Phone Post

Intentionally make grammatical "mistakes" that people are compelled to correct - because they are "smart."

Here are some of my faves:

1. In an argument, use "your" when "you're" applies, and vice versa.

2. Use the word "irregardless."

3. Misspell the word "retarded" - e.g. "The OP is retarted."

These work every time.

Your welcome Phone Post

mclay -
SonnendbySilva - U should trane ufc bro. Fuck this mma bullshit. It's for pussies. Phone Post

Traning Bellator is better IMO Phone Post

Im an amber belt in bellator but thinking of starting ufc. Can't find a reputable gym in my area though. Phone Post

SonnendbySilva - 
mclay -
SonnendbySilva - U should trane ufc bro. Fuck this mma bullshit. It's for pussies. Phone Post

Traning Bellator is better IMO Phone Post

Im an amber belt in bellator but thinking of starting ufc. Can't find a reputable gym in my area though. Phone Post


There's UFC gyms in heaps of dudes backyards. You're just being a bitch,

^do you even trane ufc, bro?!

Ok, this is my good deed for the month.

To the original poster, here are few tips to help you "break into" the UG/OG:

First, read more, post less.. at least for the first several months. There are A LOT of inside jokes and phrases here and it takes a while to acclimate yourself. Don't be in such a rush to get "popular".

Second, lighten up. You've failed every test on this thread when people were pulling your leg.. This place plays hard, but you need to understand that they're (mostly) just playing. Turn on your sarcasm meter.

Third, contribute. If you have unique insights on things, please feel free to share. Just don't be a douche. If you're funny, all the better. If you have cool pics, post them. You get the idea.

Enjoy your experience here. It's one of the best places in all the interwebz. Phone Post

Oh, and go back to Sherdog, faggot! Phone Post

Tis a sad day for Irish all over the UG.

Ah well, top of da mornin to you anyway OP, and may God grant you the gay recognition from an MMA forum, you so desperately desire! Phone Post