I had the hard job of providing security for Willa Ford & the ring girls at WEC Friday night.Yes,Willa was there without Chuck Liddell but,with Chuck`s chihuahua named "Bean".
Taken from http://mike.wordpress.com/2005/12/05/chuck-norris-
the-facts/
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still
alive, it's because Chuck Norris loves you.Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck
Norris.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck
Norris.Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any
property.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World
Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and
those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing
people.In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris
could use to kill you, including the room itself.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
of tennis.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
If Chuck Norris were gay, his name would be Jack Bauer.
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The Hooters girls and their manager/wrangler asked me to go and ask Chuck if they could have me take a pic of them with Chuck.
Within .00006 seconds of me asking, before one word could leave Chuck's mouth, his wife answered firmly, "TELL THEM NO, HE'S MARRIED."
"I'll try not to let it go to my head."
Be thankful his round kick didn't! Or DID it...?
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You don't take pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' aura automatically digitally imprints itself into your camera.
Arclight, did you get any of Chuck?
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I heard Chuck Norris stands in as his own stunt double...
toddseney: Chuck Norris can recite the Bible in sign language... with his feet
That's called the Book of Revelations!
i was at some full contact fights at the Olympic in Los Angeles years ago. chuck was sitting two rows ahead of me. a fight broke out and was approaching chuck. he began a spinning technique (probably was going to be his patented spin rear kick) and slipped and fell on his ass. very impressive
Greetings from Chuck !
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