I punked Punk Ass from the Tapout crew

From my stories behind the scenes in MMA.

There was this one time after Jasper’s closed and every one was standing outside kicking it ( I shit you not) I started heading back to my room to make plans.While walking back towards my room,this chick comes running up to me and says" that guy over there won’t leave me alone.He keeps hitting on me & won’t stop,he’s creeping me out"

I look over to see who it is…and it`s Punk Ass from Tapout.I said don’t worry,he will stop now that you are here with me.And we just keep walking back towards her hotel.I look back and Punk Ass is still following us trying to talk to her,I didn’t say anything to him,and we just kept walking.

She tells me…let’s pretend that you are my boyfriend,so he will stop.And she puts her arm around me & tells me to put my arm around her.I said ok.I was drinking so a little later while we were walking I said,why don’t we just kiss & really show him…& she said…Ok.So we kissed & just walked all the way back with our arms around each other to her hotel next to the Best Western.We get to the office of the hotel & she says this is good enough,my brother is Tim McKenzie & I don’t have to worry about anything now thank you so much.So,I just laughed & I told her that yeah if Tim`s your brother,you will be fine.I made sure that she was safe & gave her a hug and said good bye.

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arent u a foot taller than punkass?

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He’s a foot taller than the undertaker

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I looked for his height but I couldn’t find it.

I would say that yes,I would be close to a foot taller.

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This happened at a after party from the WEC in Lemoore Ca.

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Well cool ass story even with it having or rather missing a couple holes, like gappin maw n butthole but that’s ok, you’re a good man and the story is cool all the same…even if this is the second time reading it ha. Also I’ve seen some of your pics and punk ass would know better, surely. Cool story bro!

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Cockblockula? Fuckin LOL

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I thought you were going to tell us that she said come stay the night in my room. You were a perfect gentleman, and that dude sounds like a creeper.

Ismt everyone a foot taller than punk ass?

I’m not

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While I’m good friends with Tim “Wrecking Machine” McKenzie,you wouldn’t want him on your bad side.

He sure looks tough lol!

Would he find time to fight me once he got do e sorting his hair lol

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Tim on his way before the UFC.

Doug “Rhino” Marshall tried to milk it for the DQ but was unable to,so he had to fight.

There is some footage of myself in the video.I am the cagemonkey

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Im confused…is this a 2 part story?

Wheres the part where the guy gets punked?

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Punked is that I walked away with the woman that he wanted in front of his eyes.

Uh Huh Sure GIF

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