If you were attending a UFC live, and this man was sitting next to you, WYD?

Let’s say right as the main event is starting, the two fighters are in the middle with the ref giving them the talk before they touch gloves, then the man next to you starts doing this:

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Why does he not get up and run to the restroom?

Why isn’t anyone checking on him?

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That guy brought that on himself
And judging by his physique and reaction, i dont think thats an uncommon situation for him.

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Huh? Check on him I’d be slapping the mother fucker in the head if I’d of paid 400 bucks for a ticket to have the lazy drunk moron spewing all over ruining my enjoyment. I would of never done that and that’s how I judge things, had he been even remotely showing signs of concern towards others I would of helped him to the bathroom but God damn you can’t just sit still like no one is noticing the river of puke rolling down your chest lol. Fuck why didn’t security escort him to the bathroom or out of the event?

When you start drinking it’s your responsibility to make sure nothing like this happens, he didn’t even seem to care he was ruining this event for those around him so fuck him imo.

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I’d already be pissed I wouldn’t be able to use that arm rest because that fat Trap Gambino looking fuck would be spewing over my side of the seat. Him spewing would set me over the edge.

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Seeing, smelling, or hearing someone vomit gets me gagging and about to vomit. So I’d have to step far away

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I wonder if anyone actually was sitting next him before he started puking. I’d be pissed either way with his fat spilling over the arm rests. I’d just leave and find another seat or place to stand if it was towards the end of the show. Otherwise I’m getting security to send in a hazmat crew.

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throw up GIF

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Just lost my lunch appetite

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he could be having a heart attack for all we know

just saying that people die everyday. It is not uncommon.

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Sorry

This might be a life changing event for him
The kick in the pants he needed cos that’s pretty shameful

The perfect ending to this was some Russian fighter sucker punching him out if nowhere lol!!!

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I’d be watching from the isle.

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I’d get that motherfuck kicked out of there

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Well…im sorry I watched that

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you know that guy wears crocs for easy cleanup

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LOL Dude gets way to wasted at a public event and its everyone else’s problem now?

They should have an f16 eject seat that just shoots that motherfucker out of the stadium

Steel toes right to his big fucking gut.

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Dude that would just make him explode even more :joy::joy: