"Infidels" (UG rap by J. Merridew)

Jack: “I’ll teach these alphas on the UG, derrrrp”

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And Dan the Wolfman

Cause it’s called talent and it something you don’t possess. Which is evident by your so called “bars”
Continue your weak attempts as I’m bored with my day off. Keep jumping monkey I need more free entertainment

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Technically, aren’t you the one who jumps around like a monkey?
And lost brain cells for pennies on the dollar?
Because you’re not that talented?
Compared to you, I’m a goddamn scholar.

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Jack marries dudes, he loves fast food, farts that clear out entire fucking rooms.
Trolling super hard, boyd bucky postings tards, Winston playing Gambit throwing that ace card.
If you feel sad, this forum will make you laugh, bunch of dudes arguing over a really shitty rap.
Jack’s a big fat phoney, the wolf calls him a jabroni, I’m just eating popcorn like holy macaroni.

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Pure poetry

Phony baloney, farts and macaroni?
This is the level of childish shit that you show me?

Take your likes and praise from the dead
My victims only give your props
because I live in their head

I appreciate the effort
but I already set the bar
I’d hit you back
but I don’t know who the fuck you are

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God damn. I just picture the most whitest of white voices rapping these bars in my head.

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How it should be.

The GOAT was white.

Lol. Ok.

Jack’s response was pathetic, he doesn’t seem to get it, all his raps lack substance and intelligence.
He’s the flavor of the weak, the UG is his soap box where he speaks, posting other peoples photos cuz he’s got a little peen.
You don’t know me cuz I’m like a yeti, change clothes like Tommy Vercetti, my vice city steez got your drool looking like spaghetti.
I paint pictures with my words, you paint on walls with turds, your best friend is a half eaten box of nerds.

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Bitch please
I’m a lyrical devil
I don’t know who you are
but you’re not on my level

If this was a fight
You’d already be tappin
I had to read through that shit twice
to even know you was rappin

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That’s good ^^^^

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There once was a man called jack,

His rapping skills were whack

His overall posting is shitty

I think he still on his mammys titty.

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Jack might have found his lane and his new gimmick. I’m here for it. Just quit being an annoying troll no one likes. I think you could be likable if you just roast us with your raps.

Just cause you write something doesn’t make it rap lol

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Of course not.

Writing something about bitches, pimps and felonies makes it Rap

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Jack ain’t Nimble, and he sure ain’t quick,
But he does love to ride on some OG dick,
He’s got no rhymes, and he’s got no flow,
But his mama thinks it’s Christmas she’s a Ho Ho Ho

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That’s funny man

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