"Infidels" (UG rap by J. Merridew)

This thread is fucking retarded.

OP is trash.

The white young rapper on the internet forum acted tough but I am the real rough guy who raps hot styles and fights on the street

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Thanks bro.

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Drew Morais, you’re 9-6-0
Is this what you envisioned
when you decided to go pro?

For what it’s worth
I hope this gig gets you laid
cuz we sure as shit know
you ain’t getting paid

I call it how it is
don’t get vexed or rage
you don’t even have a fucking Wikipedia page

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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack Merridew fucked this place up real quick

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I got no reason to say sorry
no reason to suck up
cuz if we’re being perfectly honest
there was nothing here to fuck up

This place was like a corpse
pumped so full of lead
it took the UG GOAT himself
to raise this motherfucker from the dead

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Jack is boring.

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Oh jack jack
Once again your rhymes were wack
It’s obvious your mom was on crack
It’s plain as day that the inside of your head is hallow
Your momma should’ve listened to your dad when he told her she should swallow
You crack on my record and that’s pretty lame
But when it’s all over they will remember my name
Unlike you , who still beats off to video games
I’m done here because I know I can’t rap
But say my name again , I’ll introduce you to my strap.

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This shit ain’t rap, it’s childish prattle
Take your weak shit straight back to mat battle
You think you got game? That your bars are tight?
The only thing that’s clear is you’re goofy and white

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I was here before you under one name. I will be here after your schtick gets replaced.

You’re not good enough to be respected like real trolls from here. You’re just some annoying guy.

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Except your stage name would be Meninem

Listen here
while I smoke this bowl
and reminisce
while I take your soul

Khabib and I
you diss for one reason
But to me
I consider this treason

In the presence of greatness
yet you can’t stop hating
no wonder I find ya’ll so fucking irritating

Praise your kings
like good little peasants
Behold the GOAT
and bow in his presence

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Someone needs to step up to Jack Mountaindew,
He takes men’s one a day, but I take two
Stepping to this hater like my name was A.C. Slater, peace be with you man like As-salamu alaykum
He’s got some skills, yet still seems vacant
I give your mind tremors like my name was Kevin Bacon
Scrolling through the threads with a beat in my head, Barry Bonds got Macho man dropping elbows when he’s dead.
You irritate some, but you just make me chuckle
I know you’re mom caught you doing the five knuckle shuffle
You say you can’t see me like my name is John Cena, but I’m shining bright in the crystal light like ODB’s senior
You post all day, while I have a job,
My name is Cawkgobbler and you can slob on my nob

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