Invicta FC 5 Card :)

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I couldn't find a single damn thread about Invicta Fighting Championships 5 on here across 6 pages?? For shame UG... for shame!! You all better start showing WMMA the respect & attention it deserves otherwise I'm gonna have to start calling you all out to participate in my hostile cupcake eating competitions!!

This card is starting to shape up for April 5th in Kansas City, Missouri & is looking stacked :) Two title fights will headline the night as Jessica Penne defends her 105lbs title for the first time & the inaugural 125lbs strap is up for grabs!! Sarah Kaufman is fighting the female Nick Diaz, Leslie Smith while Zolia Gurgel is making her IFC debut :) Katlin Young is matched against Amanda Nunes & one of my favorites Indy Gomes is facing Julia Budd. In undercard fights Pat Barry's kickass girl friend Rose Namajunas is supposed to appear while fellow Aussie Alex Chambers is fighting Jodie Esquibel & 5 second knockout queen Veronica Rothenhausler is returning :)

Me personally... I'm coming back for my second IFC fight & will be facing Austria's Jasminka Cive :) She is 5-0 in MMA & has fought men before!! I can't wait to punch her in the face :) If you don't tune in to watch myself & the rest of the girls inflict some ridiculously stylish violence on April 5th... you are retarded :) Watch out for the double UG Fhaka's by the way!!

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Félicitations Rebecca!
 
Tu es vraiment ma femme préférée, vous signer mon mamelon avec un Sharpie?
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Your opponent hasn`t fought anybody with a win.

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Bisping got KOd by Jesus - 

Your opponent hasn`t fought anybody with a win.

She has also had 20 + kickboxing fights & is a ISKA champion I'm told :)

If you look at my record... I haven't either ;) Looking forward to the card... some big name WMMA fighters are competing!!

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Marry me ;)

You are awesome and wish ur last opponent didn't wrestle fuck you to a W

Good luck moving forward Phone Post

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Oops.

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MyUnclesCreepy - 

Marry me ;)

You are awesome and wish ur last opponent didn't wrestle fuck you to a W

Good luck moving forward Phone Post



Thanks :) That's a part of the game though... I needed to be better :)



This is a cwazazy card guys & should be getting more attention!! 

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Get em Gov'na

Shit.. wrong accent.

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madmaxej9 - I know Jasminka from my training days back in Austria. she used to train with Nandor Guelmino, the who recently fought josh barnett. she's a standup fighter but also also has some decent sub defense. her biggest plus is probably that she's tough as nails, not the most technical fighter on this planet but fun to watch. I'm certainly looking forward to watching you ladies throw some leather :)


Wait... did you just describe me or her?? :P

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Serious question.

If you get titty punched real bad do you get time to recover? Like when a man gets hit in the junk?

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Happiness Bunny - Serious question.

If you get titty punched real bad do you get time to recover? Like when a man gets hit in the junk?


I honestly can say that I've never been punched in the ooblies!!



Carla Esparza did knee me in my puff muff while we were on the ground though!! It hurt :( 

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RowdyBec - 
Happiness Bunny - Serious question.

If you get titty punched real bad do you get time to recover? Like when a man gets hit in the junk?


I honestly can say that I've never been punched in the ooblies!!



Carla Esparza did knee me in my puff muff while we were on the ground though!! It hurt :( 


Sorry to hear about the gash bash =[

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You refer to Leslie Smith as the female Nick Diaz. First, will we note the difference? And second, what should we call you? the female McCorkle or..?

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The last card was the first invicta event I have seen...and that was a hell of a show...if this one is going to be anything like it...I'm down Phone Post

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Mister Collins - You refer to Leslie Smith as the female Nick Diaz. First, will we note the difference? And second, what should we call you? the female McCorkle or..?


I am happy with the female McCorkle, the female Dan Quinn or Miss Attention Whore :)



You decide & have fun with it because I know I do :)

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RowdyBec - 
Mister Collins - You refer to Leslie Smith as the female Nick Diaz. First, will we note the difference? And second, what should we call you? the female McCorkle or..?


I am happy with the female McCorkle, the female Dan Quinn or Miss Attention Whore :)



You decide & have fun with it because I know I do :)


You are probably more talented then him but in his last fight he had bigger boobs.

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Mister Collins - 
RowdyBec - 
Mister Collins - You refer to Leslie Smith as the female Nick Diaz. First, will we note the difference? And second, what should we call you? the female McCorkle or..?


I am happy with the female McCorkle, the female Dan Quinn or Miss Attention Whore :)



You decide & have fun with it because I know I do :)


You are probably more talented then him but in his last fight he had bigger boobs.


Hey you!! Don't knock my spider bites... I've had children!! & Corky ducked my cupcake eating challenge so he isn't allowed to be discussed here.



Now... lets get back onto the topic of how much of an awesome card IFC 5 is going to be :)

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Was not about you, but about the shape McCorkle was in so don't take it personal. On topic, good luck, kids and a fighting career, that's not easy.

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RowdyBec - 
Mister Collins - You refer to Leslie Smith as the female Nick Diaz. First, will we note the difference? And second, what should we call you? the female McCorkle or..?


I am happy with the female McCorkle, the female Dan Quinn or Miss Attention Whore :)



You decide & have fun with it because I know I do :)


I really don't know if those are the best comparisons. Besides, why you gotta be the female version of a male fighter?

I'ma start calling Ian McCall the male Bec Hyatt instead.

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War Bec!

Oi Oi Oi!!!! Phone Post