What are the requirements anyways? A penis and a cow? What if the cow has a penis does that count? This sport is very confusing... 
A_Shovel - What are the requirements anyways? A penis and a cow? What if the cow has a penis does that count? This sport is very confusing...
If a cow has a penis it's a horse
Moran 
Nah, he moonlights as a Male stripper.
yea, he owns his own ranch & raises & slaughters all his own live stock
But does he know how to "rustle up" something when necessary? And where exactly is "yonder" at?
A_Shovel - What are the requirements anyways? A penis and a cow? What if the cow has a penis does that count? This sport is very confusing...
Does your screen name refer to shoveling manure covered threads all over the UG?
You're getting good at it.
Ban
He shouldn't be banned for being a cowboy lots of people have cattle. I say let him keep fighting
Anderson Emelianenko GOAT -Lord Nitemare - Nah, he moonlights as a Male stripper.
pics?
Nah, we were both on stage together - Kinda hard taking pics while you're shaking your dick at some middle aged housewife and her friends...Sorry.
UGCTT_ WhoWishesTheyWereSmooth? -A_Shovel - What are the requirements anyways? A penis and a cow? What if the cow has a penis does that count? This sport is very confusing...If a cow has a penis it's a horse
Moran
I think you mean a bull sir
OP is a K-Y Cowboy!
And I thought the Cowboy on The Village People was real!
is Thiago Alves really a pitbull
This begs the question: How many people has Wanderlei murdered with an axe and why isn't he in prison?
Is Bones Jones really from the Philippins??
Pacquiao vs Klitschkos - Is Bones Jones really from the Philippins??
I don't think so but he has two middle names.
Jon Phillip Ian Jones.
What does Chris Leben have against cats and why does he think smashing them is a suitable punishment?
he has competed in rodeos iirc.
Does he walk, or mozy? If the latter, then legit cowboy, IMO.
Pacquiao vs Klitschkos - Is Bones Jones really from the Philippins??
and have a 3rd leg?