Jon Jones is pregnant!

What an odd tweet.

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He has a poopy coming…

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Maybe he’ll lose that picogram.

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Oh sry Dbl DY3

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This is something Tito Ortiz would tweet out.

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did he stash an 8 ball up his arse and is going to retrieve it when he gets off the plane?

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Wouldn’t be surprised if he did.

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He’s made Joshua Fabia his life partner and guru.

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I wish this would happen so, so much

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Probably some bullshit foundation for tax purposes started on the anniversary of St. Floyd George’s crucifixion.

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You’re not pregnant dummy. You have roid belly.

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life someone GIF

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Maybe a supersize bottle of T-bol

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Not enough estrogen blockers?

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I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s a one fight deal with One FC or Bellator

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Some self awareness would definitely do him good

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surely you should be though? really not shocked?

Jon is now identifying as Jonette and fighting Cyborg for the Bellator women’s belt

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Not another Bono!