Great thread! I gotta feeling this one could go awhile... 
Double shot every time he explains to his guest there's absolutely nothing wrong in paying for sex. The hooker and the man paying both gain. 
A shit each time he mentions atoms being able to move and not move at the same time.
savagetruth - Cayote eating his chickensHahaha
Everytime he brings up palhares, and just slit your wrist when he mentions the therapy for his neck where you spin the blood and warm it up. Only in Germany. Also not just mentioning cryo tank but inviting guest to it after the show
Fear of animals
Grass fed beef
Leafy vegetables
Butter in coffee
Shot per "Fascinating"
Take a shot every time he mentions the book The War of Art.
When he talks about big dog bring eaten by a mountain lion in Colorado, take a shot.
Any time he says preposterous, take a drink of your beer.
Jug a bottle of tequila every time he says
"Could you imagine"
Bad Moon Rising - Take a shot every time he mentions the book The War of Art.Art of war*
And its a really good read
I take a shot every time the podcast from a poster on this thread hits 1k listens
...still sober motherfuckers...
great thread lmao
Anytime he brings up aliens.
How about everytime he does an Onnit add he fucks up words. Like seriously every fucking time. It's pretty ironic really. I love joe but I wish he would just pre-record his sponser shit.
GoldbergsAdderall - How about everytime he does an Onnit add he fucks up words. Like seriously every fucking time. It's pretty ironic really. I love joe but I wish he would just pre-record his sponser shit.Pretty sure he does now
The Brotorious B.I.G -War of art, look it up. He hasn't mentioned that in a long time.Bad Moon Rising - Take a shot every time he mentions the book The War of Art.Art of war*
And its a really good read
Every time he mentions eating food you kill, inject some krokodil.