While speaking with Joe Cuff yesterday, I promised him that I would do everything in my power to get him as drunk as we got him in AC, thus bringing out his alter ego-Fun Joe Cuff.
I'm going to need everyones support on this one. After the work is done, if he doesn't have a drink in his hand, promptly put one there. If you, or anyone you know is having a shot, it is imperative that you ALWAYS include Joe in the round.
My weekend will not be complete if I don't get to see Fun Joe Cuff again.
and yes....if he is too messed up to perform his duties sunday morning, I'll do all the work he was supposed to do.
The cops were pretty funny. One says "You don't need
to worry about us, the police don't have jurisdiction
on this property, you need to worry about HIM! the
condo manager." OOOOOOO a condo manager from a State I
don't live in - he didn't know I didn't even live
there, was faking it.
I said "Tell me what you want, or don't want, and we
will do it, or not do it."
Guy looked all angry, pointed at Randy and the Nitro
Golf Cart, and said "We don't want that, at all."
Short while later the fireworks started going off :-)
Joe Cuff is definitely up there as far as nicest guys that I have ever met in the sport. I have NEVER seen him upset, even when stressed at a tournament! The guy has nerves of steel and is always smiling! :)
"LOL @ Joe Cuff screaming "fat whore" to the high-class hooker that was trying to pick him up in AC"
If I remember correctly, she was walking in a side door to the casino after trying to pick him up, and the quote was "What? Is that the fat whore entrance you fat whore?"
and he was screaming it, and she was far from a high class hooker. The one I was flirting with at the borgatta for like half an hour before knowing she was a hooker was what I call a high class hooker....she wanted $2,000 a night for fuck sake!!
"The one I was flirting with at the borgatta for like half an hour before knowing she was a hooker was what I call a high class hooker....she wanted $2,000 a night for fuck sake!!"
More like a professional thief - or maybe that was just her group rate?