I met him at UCW and didn't know who he was.He told me he trained at Shah and I asked him if he knew Monkey.
I was such an idiot.
He didn't even punch me in the face.Man I was lucky.
I heard he has a huge dick!
^^^^^
hahaha
I heard he was a huge dick too !!!
Then I met him and he was a kind, gentile man.
He's won the bobcaygeon kumite four years running.
Not only is he a former Canadian Sumo champion, he is the two time Whitby break dancing champion(One of these is actually true).
I heard he is a great break dancer
It's true, he does have a large penis. He keeps it in a mayo jar on his fireplace. Kinda creepy. But he is a good kisser.
That is all.
I heard he wrestled with half-naked men in a sumo diaper - in a tommy turtle pool full of JELLO!
Hey Loaf, if you run into Justin Bruckmann tell him my dog is pregnant!