"Karen" makes her MMA, debut

Russ - i just looked up her record she is 0-3 being ok'd or tko in :28 seconds or less in all her fights

the year of the Karen. Karen "the Cannon" Castro

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She hit Karen with that follow up like Cro Cop did Dos Caras Jr in Pride Bushido 1 

 

Gomrad -

She hit Karen with that follow up like Cro Cop did Dos Caras Jr in Pride Bushido 1 

 

haha

She got lost on her way to the kitchen. 

That was her third fight... and helped pad illima’s record. 

Ryann Von Doom -

That was her third fight... and helped pad illima’s record. 

Ilimas record was 0-0. Nothing to pad.

ilimas punch was horrible. she’s going to get smoked at the higher levels.

Legit question, how is it possible to have such poor technique? I bet 99% of guys who never fought would have better technique than this. It doesn’t even look like she’s even watched a fight video in her life.

Karen would like to speak to the athlitec Commission.

gordash2004 - 
Russ - i just looked up her record she is 0-3 being ok'd or tko in :28 seconds or less in all her fights

the year of the Karen. Karen "the Cannon" Castro

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Pretty sure that particular Karen died

The Original SST -
Ryann Von Doom -

That was her third fight... and helped pad illima’s record. 

Ilimas record was 0-0. Nothing to pad.

It padded the record to 1-0 with a brutal knockout.

![Confused Nick Young | Confused face](upload://5D4a63grkTY21oV6yneh9RWTtp7.png)

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Feel bad for Karen. The way she just looked at her opponent right before getting knocked the fuck out was hard to watch. It’s entirely possible that if I knew her at all I’d think she was a bitch and deserved it. But knowing nothing about her I feel bad. I really hope her kids weren’t there watching if she has any.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2015/8/29/9091859/xposed-a-look-inside-unsanctioned-mma-events-in-california

This is an article on that promotion. 

"XFS, unsanctioned and run on the San Pasqual Native American reservation, is now the most controversial regional MMA promotion in the country. Known for egregious mismatches, Xplode is the subject of a state investigation due to potentially unsafe practices. The California State Athletic Commission is weighing whether or not to revoke or suspend the licenses of fighters who compete at Xplode Fight Series and other unsanctioned events."

The Original SST -
Ryann Von Doom -

That was her third fight... and helped pad illima’s record. 

Ilimas record was 0-0. Nothing to pad.

This is the definition of padding a record. A tomato can opponent that literally had no chance of beating her. 

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Props to Karen for going out there, even after getting knocked out 3 previous times. That takes some heart and gumption.

cyberc92 -

https://www.mmafighting.com/2015/8/29/9091859/xposed-a-look-inside-unsanctioned-mma-events-in-california

This is an article on that promotion. 

"XFS, unsanctioned and run on the San Pasqual Native American reservation, is now the most controversial regional MMA promotion in the country. Known for egregious mismatches, Xplode is the subject of a state investigation due to potentially unsafe practices. The California State Athletic Commission is weighing whether or not to revoke or suspend the licenses of fighters who compete at Xplode Fight Series and other unsanctioned events."

That is absolute bullshit from the athletic commission. That they would think it's alright to punish fighters for fighting at Indian Casinos, since they absolutely hate the fact they have no power on Indian land. State Athletic Commissions, particularly Nevada, Texas, and California, are so fucking power hungry.

And yes, I knew this was actually Katie Castro's third fight. Not sure if you guys realized, but her name isn't actually "Karen" either. Now if I had titled the thread "Karen takes her third pro loss", it wouldn't be very funny, and would really take away from the overall aesthetic of the video, with her looking like she just walked out of the crowd to complain to the announcer about curse words in the entrance music.

no one with any training would have their hair like that for a cage fight