Is strictly a "Russian being too Russian" type of question. It's a typical Russian logical philosophy to take an example of something and then provide a more extreme, loosely correlated example as a way of mocking the premise.
In Soviet russia the logic questions you.
ridiculous question to North Americans but a perfectly normal question to Russians. They have seen kids fight on some pretty well publicized shows.
Dana in 2019: Kids will never fight in the UFC
Dana in 2025: We just signed this 12 year old kid off of American Ninja Warrior Junior, he's incredible. This kids got star written all over him. Right now we're waiting for the release papers to get signed by the parents. We're working on getting some other kids for a 95 lb division acneweight. We just got back from scouting some kids at the local jungle gym on MLK street, there's really top tier talent at that weight class. You guys will see kids in the UFC soon.
division acneweight
oh lawd
If it sells, dana will sell it. After kids, why not animals, I hear horse fighting is getting popular.