Yes i'm beign stupid, but I dont get this post, please explain.
2JupitersTooMany - I was being positiveMe too, I thought "OMA done did it again!"
But no :(
The Dresden -Kim'b'oYes i'm beign stupid, but I dont get this post, please explain.
sunnyko -Pretty pathetic to use something like this to attention whore, but it's par for the course.UGCTT_I Am Bones Jones Ignition Interlock Device -AgreedOMA (tm) - ^^^^ I wish this was Facebook and I could just click "like"I wish you were famous for more than just stupid shit like this.
Hate420 -Says the biggest pussy I know!!sunnyko -Pretty pathetic to use something like this to attention whore, but it's par for the course.UGCTT_I Am Bones Jones Ignition Interlock Device -AgreedOMA (tm) - ^^^^ I wish this was Facebook and I could just click "like"I wish you were famous for more than just stupid shit like this.
Tiresias - sadHonestly....
Remember this is outside looking in. I do not have a horse in this race…
But you seem upset!
fool me once...
I want to fight you for your belt OMA. How much do you weigh?
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Lets start back up with a MMA related RETRO CLASSIC:
As I recount a story from my High School Wrestling days........................
In high school before I traned in submission fighting, I was on the wrestling team. I was pretty good, but I don't want to brag about that, I want to tell a story that happened to me once.
I was fighting at this tournament and there were a lot of people in the audience and we were taking on a tough team. My opponent was very muscualar for the lightweight limit that we fought at. He was ahead 4-1 and I felt the match slipping away. He had me at an advantage were I was struggling to get to my knees.
I remebered my coach telling me that sometimes you have to do whatever it takes to win a match. So I reached my right hand around his ass, got a hold of the crack and then "checked the oil". (I checked the oil as deep as I could and I found plenty of oil in the tank)
Then something embarrassing happened. I felt that he enjoyed it and it excited me. I popped a boner. Then a few moments later, the ref determined that we were at a standstill and stood us up.
So I've got this raging boner that's popped out of my atheletic supporter and I'm sure everyone can see it. I started thinking how I was going to possibly explain it to people. I ended up being so distracted that I lost the match.
Later whe I was showering I got another suprise. My opponent walked in nude. He said, "You seemed to enjoy checking the oil. Now it's your turn. Assume the possition!"
It turned into a very nice shower. It's memories like these that make me yearn to be a high school athelete again.
-OMA (tm)
As I recount a story from my High School Wrestling days........................
In high school before I traned in submission fighting, I was on the wrestling team. I was pretty good, but I don't want to brag about that, I want to tell a story that happened to me once.
I was fighting at this tournament and there were a lot of people in the audience and we were taking on a tough team. My opponent was very muscualar for the lightweight limit that we fought at. He was ahead 4-1 and I felt the match slipping away. He had me at an advantage were I was struggling to get to my knees.
I remebered my coach telling me that sometimes you have to do whatever it takes to win a match. So I reached my right hand around his ass, got a hold of the crack and then "checked the oil". (I checked the oil as deep as I could and I found plenty of oil in the tank)
Then something embarrassing happened. I felt that he enjoyed it and it excited me. I popped a boner. Then a few moments later, the ref determined that we were at a standstill and stood us up.
So I've got this raging boner that's popped out of my atheletic supporter and I'm sure everyone can see it. I started thinking how I was going to possibly explain it to people. I ended up being so distracted that I lost the match.
Later whe I was showering I got another suprise. My opponent walked in nude. He said, "You seemed to enjoy checking the oil. Now it's your turn. Assume the possition!"
It turned into a very nice shower. It's memories like these that make me yearn to be a high school athelete again.
-OMA (tm)
absolutesperry -B for boner?? I dont get itThe Dresden -Kim'b'oYes i'm beign stupid, but I dont get this post, please explain.
Another 0/10 for the UG top troll
MartialArtsMixed -Costa Rica has girls cheap. Older guys need viagra. Viagra fucks with your heart if you take too much. Look up story of Dan Bilzerian and his heart attack to get a better idea.absolutesperry -B for boner?? I dont get itThe Dresden -Kim'b'oYes i'm beign stupid, but I dont get this post, please explain.
OMA (tm) -What's the matter? Not getting the attention you desire anymore? You're not even funny, never have been. You're just a pint sized fluffer for real fighters.Hate420 -Says the biggest pussy I know!!sunnyko -Pretty pathetic to use something like this to attention whore, but it's par for the course.UGCTT_I Am Bones Jones Ignition Interlock Device -AgreedOMA (tm) - ^^^^ I wish this was Facebook and I could just click "like"I wish you were famous for more than just stupid shit like this.
I believe this thread is in reference to hoax about KIMO dying a couple years back?
OMA comes off as an ass...........and he is. But overall I believe he's probably a good dude who likes to fuck with people and he does it well on this interwebz forum........
Chill out peeps...........
Do you need attention that bad to make a post like this. Can you let us know next time someone in your family dies so i can make a joke about.
Op has never been funny, this should be no surprise.
You are pathetic. Think of the mans family and friends. Have some respect
JolietJake - I believe this thread is in reference to hoax about KIMO dying a couple years back?That makes someone a good dude?
OMA comes off as an ass...........and he is. But overall I believe he's probably a good dude who likes to fuck with people and he does it well on this interwebz forum........
Chill out peeps...........
Hate420 -420 has taken the bait.OMA (tm) -What's the matter? Not getting the attention you desire anymore? You're not even funny, never have been. You're just a pint sized fluffer for real fighters.Hate420 -Says the biggest pussy I know!!sunnyko -Pretty pathetic to use something like this to attention whore, but it's par for the course.UGCTT_I Am Bones Jones Ignition Interlock Device -AgreedOMA (tm) - ^^^^ I wish this was Facebook and I could just click "like"I wish you were famous for more than just stupid shit like this.
bewl -LOL...JolietJake - I believe this thread is in reference to hoax about KIMO dying a couple years back?That makes someone a good dude?
OMA comes off as an ass...........and he is. But overall I believe he's probably a good dude who likes to fuck with people and he does it well on this interwebz forum........
Chill out peeps...........
YES???