Lol @ Mike Perry's Wikipedia

Which UGer did this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Perry_(fighter)

Perry was born in Flint, Michigan, and grew up there with his father, who was in the Marines, and Apopka, Florida with his mother. Perry also has two sisters and one brother. As one of the few white students in the schools he attended, Perry's racist ideas caused him to need to learn how to defend himself from a young age.[4] Perry started training at age 3.5, and was an amateur Muay Thai state champion in Florida.[5] He is also a eighth degree blue-belt in Jiu-Jitsu also rarely has to show is expertise on the mats. Perry's dedication to his craft and perseverance in hard times earned him the childhood nickname "white lightning" and "java roll" because he would always strike down his foes in the flash of a light and because he loved eating sushi and sipping expresso training.

Haha hilarious

Mike Perry faced Alan Jouban, on December 17, 2016 at UFC on Fox 22.[12] He almost lost the fight by unanimous decision

8th degree blue belt. Fucking LOL.

Pierre St-George -

Mike Perry faced Alan Jouban, on December 17, 2016 at UFC on Fox 22.[12] He almost lost the fight by unanimous decision

That part sounds like Kirik might have written it.