Malapropisms

Zedlepln - 

OP should have made this thread as a pole.




 It would be a vast suppository of information.

Jose, can you see by the donserly light
What so proudly we held at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars threw the penniless fight...

Nothing will ever top this one:



"He's the spittin' image of his father" instead of "he's the spirit and image of his father". Phone Post

"He's the spittin' image of his father" instead of "he's the spirit and image of his father"' Phone Post

Herring In A Fur Coat -  I always said that song goes "let loose like a douche in the middle of the night"...

I had no idea for at least twenty years that the song was about racing cars.

Ugh! Sorry. Double post!! Phone Post

My2cents - "He's the spittin' image of his father" instead of "he's the spirit and image of his father". <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/spitting-image.html

you should have saved your 2 cents


Zedlepln - 
Herring In A Fur Coat -  I always said that song goes "let loose like a douche in the middle of the night"...
I had no idea for at least twenty years that the song was about racing cars.



It was written by Springsteen

My2cents - "He's the spittin' image of his father" instead of "he's the spirit and image of his father"' Phone Post



that may be a bastardization of an earlier term, but its not a malapropism

Spitting image is actually correct, but who knows where the hell that came from

Subd for future reference. Phone Post

deep-seeded

Kelly Bundy would own this thread: http://www.bundyology.com/kellyisms.html

Ultraviolent and Herring - I guess it depends on your source. I got this on innocentenglish.com. He’s the spittin’ image of his daddy!
This actually came from a phrase used in the civil war era that was badly mangled by the slaves blending their native speach patterns with english spoken Southern style. The correct phrasing is, “He’s the spirit and image of his father”. Perhaps either way Cihmanos is right. It's more of a bastardization than a malapropism. Phone Post

Zedlepln - 
Herring In A Fur Coat -  I always said that song goes "let loose like a douche in the middle of the night"...

I had no idea for at least twenty years that the song was about racing cars.


 LOL! Imagine the horror when I first heard "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendricks 



Actin' funny, and I don't know why.. Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

If you actually thought Jimi sang that......BEEP

Zedlepln - 

If you actually thought Jimi sang that......BEEP


:( I did.

 

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