So I was laying in bed last night trying to stop the room from spinning and a thought came to me. What was the coolest part my UFC 56 experience. Was it the fact that I saw 6 midgets, the curtains in my room were motorized (you have no idea how cool that is until you play with them when you are drunk), or was it the fact that I got to meet and have a drink with our leader Mayhem Miller. I am going to have to go with the Mayhem experience. And yes it was an experience. I enjoyed every part of it and had to fight every urge to drop my pants and dance. So thank you Mayhem you are a person well worthy of having a cult and me as a devoted follower.
I just saw Dana White getting into his Bentley in front of the MGM and I called him a squirrel neck for not getting Mayhem another fight in the UFC yet. He looked at me really weird and told me to take my medication.
I not only got to meet Mayhem I think I bought Useless and like 5 other onlookers a drink. #429 is happy he contributed to Mayhem getting drunk. I will look into the home address of UFC
