MaYhEm... NOT GUILTY!!!!!

Naw...I still support Trigg...I just support Mayhem more...:)...The Monkey Belt doesn't suit Trigg well anyways...

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nice. vid posted. you can see mayhem's girl too. auryTE!

"Mayhem" Christmas: Jury Says Miller Not Guilty

HONOLULU, Dec. 22 -- A holiday gift came early for Jason "Mayhem" Miller in the form of a 'Not Guilty' verdict from a Honolulu jury on Friday.

Miller, who was facing up to 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine, was found not guilty on charges of first-degree burglary and assault in the third-degree after being arrested last December for allegedly breaking into his girlfriend's house and attacking her male companion, Casey Hewes.

"I wasn't trying to hurt that guy," Miller explained from the stand. "There is no way I was trying to hurt that guy."

After "accidentally" kicking in the apartment door, Miller says Hewes rushed towards him, apparently trying to use his high school wrestling skills to bring Miller to the ground.

"It looked kinda like a football tackle," Miller testified. "He was trying to grab at me."

In a truly bizarre, but ultimately successful demonstration, Miller and his attorney, David Hayakawa, reenacted the fight on the courtroom floor. The two showed the jury what happened, and even pointed out a few techniques Miller could have used if he were truly trying to injure Hewes.

Miller claimed he only acted in self-defense after being tackled onto a futon, causing it to break and leaving the two men on the floor.

"Now I am stuck inside the futon and he starts gripping onto my head and jamming all of his shoulder meat into my face and covered up my nose and my mouth," said Miller, who turns 26 on Christmas Eve. "I couldn't breath at all ... in a normal situation ... you're not inside of a futon."

Not able to breathe, Miller says he bit Hewes' arm to escape a headlock.

"I just want to ... let everyone know that I'm getting my life back on track," a relieved Miller told Hawaii's KGMB9. "You know, [I'm] moving forward ... with my career ... with everything."

Source: Sherdog

TTT!!!

morans?

Jemmett= Polly Prissy pants

lOL gotta love the last resort of a guy whos been caught with mayhems girl

"Someone PLEASE tell me how he pronounced, "musubi" in court."

Sorry, MayHem..I gotta do it.....

The leader in his excitement said "mAsubi"

Can someone make a shirt for MayHem?

Either;

"I used to fight for $2 and a Musubi"

or "SHOULDER MEAT!"

Mahalo in Advance!

My thread is up for 2 whole days and none of the "MayHem is a CONVICTED criminal" people have posted?

I'm offended!

Thanks Spanky! Certainly the funniest story of the year deserves as many visuals as possible

shame on you evilmaster - for not getting the "moran" ref

Actually Al ,

He is a good guy that made a bad judgement call in life. Like you havent before ?LOL.

Yes , I know him personally.

^ Brilliant kkm

I hope Jason gets off, but come on he went in there to kick the guys ass. When was the last time you accidently kicked a door in.

i have about 4.5 doors that will swear i accidentally kicked them in. a few newly spackled walls too. wrong place, wrong time imo.

Glad he got a second chance, hopefully he can stay out of trouble.

Most guys are going to tackle someone that accidentally kicks in their door, especially if it's their girls ex.

casey hewes is no fucking joke on the ground, just to let you guys know...he also has a couple of boxing matches under his belt.

douche bag if any of this is true... ok as a fighter but what a F**k tard

now go beat somebody up!