Merridew's back, who wants some of this? (battle rap)

if you swing you better not miss, now I’m fucking pissed

A cobra that just popped his collar and hissed

Do let me know why Gustafsson left Jon Jones looking like this

This is your GOAT? :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Then you already lost and that’s all she wrote

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Welcome back. Been too peaceful here. You’ll fix that.

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Khabib isn’t bad but he just barely fought anyone. No one is saying he sucks but he fought 5 ranked guys. 5, that’s it.

Jones has something like 17 or 18 top 10 wins, most of those are actually top 5.

And you show one fight of him getting a little beat up (that he still won).

That’s a terrible rap.

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A cobra was wearing a collar?

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I mean if you put GSP or Jon Jones against some bums they’d look good too. Khabib isn’t even the GOAT LW, nevermind the GOAT period. Id rather have GSP or JBJs accomplishments.

Hopefully Umar gets his title shot soon, the true prince of Dagestan

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Khabib’s the best that ever did it, but he retired young.
But still the best that ever did it, so mind your tongue.

If Jon’s so good why’s he popping steroids all the time?
PSA, he lost to Gus, Reyes and Santos while still in his prime.
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Jack was done with his women’s mma account so he’s back.

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Khabib has zero argument to be ranked ahead of Jones.

If Jones would’ve retired that early you couldn’t come up with a pic of him looking beat up either.

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Lol I am honestly torn between believing you’re a little retarded vs thinking you work on khabibs team somewhere.

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My talent is absolutely wasted here. This post proves it.

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Rap is for fags

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omfg this is the gayest shit i’ve seen on here and i’ve seen a lot of gay shit on here

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Merridew is gay for Khabib.

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Ayo Jack, you wack. They call you Merridew?

Face down, ass up, would give us a better view.

Cause you pussy. Or at least tucking tail.

Every thread you make is a fucking fail.

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This nigga riding jocks like khabib riding camels,

Butter tooth faggot got some Allah on his enamel

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Hit ‘em with the deja vu

Like a camel clutch

He be clutchin camels on the weekend shit is hella sus

and he never bust

Cause he overthinkin

Fuck around Walter white gettin in the Jesse pinkman

If every thread I make fails why are you doing posting here?

Are a fanboy or are you just fucking queer? :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Can’t believe you actually got likes for this shit

but this place is a short bus so you’re surely a hit

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Pat youselves on the backs and console each other

while Jack takes another turn with your whore of a mother

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