Merridew's back, who wants some of this? (battle rap)

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I bait them in with softballs, they overextend, then boom, crack counter every fooking time.

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I actually just came in here to have my say
I usually find rap battles kinda gay
But in this case I’m gonna have to make an exception
Because this site is like an old man trying to keep his erection
It’s half fucking dead, practically running on fumes
Because the majority of posters have been run off by loons
Posters like Merridew, hate em or love em
Without them around this site would be nothin
Don’t get irrationally mad, y’all should be glad, you got a guy like Merridew playing big bad

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I’m gonna start a new account

His older more intelligent brother.
Who hates on russian Dag fighters

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Go Jack, go Jack, go Jack

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What the fuck is this convoluted mess?
You sound like a bitch who got period blood on her dress
It’s funny I’ve never of heard of you but you’re absolutely obsessed :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

In one breath you say I’m the reason people keep coming back, and the other that I drove them away?
All I know is I’m living in your head rent free all day.

Truth is your’re just a budget extra in the Merridew show,
hyptonotized by the all time slickest flow.

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GOAT’ed right there. Holy shit.

The fuck is this shit bro, i was giving you props
Pick your mic back up, that wasn’t worthy of a drop
Where the fuck did I say you were driving them away?
If anything you give people a reason to stay
I know what you’re about, you’re simply playing a role
In order to make this place seem slightly less dull
You come across as a guy who unrelatable and hateable,
Your status as villian isn’t really debatable
I’m not good at rapping so these rhymes aren’t sustainable
So imma end it right here Jack and say seeya later fool.

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Rap skills lol

This is just poetry until there’s a beat and vocals

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One syllable rhymes :man_facepalming:t2:

Funny you mention that because I’m actually a music producer. I just do this here for fun, yet I’m still a better lyricist than everyone who actually does this shit as their main gig.

Off the charts.

Merri- do do is back on scene. Give hand jobs to old men clocking mad green. His posts corny and the boy is whack - you find SP Jackson’s DNA all over his back - that’s a banger

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I’ll give you a pity like for that.

I’m only going to reply to something with some bars if it’s half decent from now on though.

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Me and Dana go back.

Circa Twenty-before you had a hair on your balls

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Serra too.

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