MMA Haiku Thread

BJ Prodigy
Feels Superiority
Because Sherk Cheated

Swick defeats Burkman
The clinch isn't working Josh
You bore me to tears

Lesnar fights Mir soon
Has no real fights, therefore we
annoint him the Champ

Goddammit it undoes my 'enter' marks.

Dumbass software on this site. MMA.tv has got to have one of the worst platforms of any message board on the internet.

try it again...

BJ Prodigy

Feels Superiority

Because Sherk Cheated

Swick defeats Burkman

The clinch isn't working Josh

You bore me to tears

Lesnar fights Mir soon

Has no real fights, therefore we

annoint him the Champ

Porn 'stache twitches on referree's lip.

Fighter rushes forward with bullseye on his butt.

Somewhere a tattoo artist sniggers, blows cocaine everywhere.

Yella is a tard

Haiku count 5-7-5

Must be short bus kid:)

Cindy

You guys suck at this

Still waiting for a haiku.

5-7-5, dudes.

LOL CindyO

MMA turned gay

Never Back Down makes us frown

Backstreet's back alright

New flowers blossom.

Two men embrace. Between them:

One drawn penis sword.

haha Nitecrawler beat me to the first Never Back Down bashing haiku

Confused Brazilian

Chocolate rivers flowing

Big Tim just sharted

"Big fights are coming!"

"SUPERBOWL OF MMA"

Where is Josh Barnett?

Look at the bright side

Hole in Batman's face not bad

Custom blunt holder


The Natural says

"tired of swimming upstream"

Tired of court soon

Cindy

Pain for Blood jealous?

In his ear Dana whispered

"My floor-your ceiling!

Cindy

Guess who I am hint:

I like pina-colonics

"Put me back in B!"


Arianna says

"My milkshake brings boys to yard"

Edith: "Mines better!"

Cindy

Big mountain: silent.

Small birds in trees grow restless.

When will Fedor fight?

mtg,

Thong in crack again?

Many haiku's per wiki

Shhh... grown ups talking;)

Cindy

Brock has cock sword tat

Points to his face titty fucking

Mir finds guard awkward

Unpublished poet

Eyes ad: "POISON PEN TO HIRE."

Too late to turn back?

Big Cut on Forehead

BJ Rear Naked Chokes Joe

Blood now grossly squirts

Swick defeats Burkman

The clinch isn't working Josh

You bore me to tears