But I'll write you a MMA poem anyway Kirik.. I hope you dislike it. Here goes.
First you have to click play on this song!
It is part of the artistic theme of my poem that the music be playing while you read it!!!
It really makes the poem just that much better............
SO????
Did you click play yet??????????????????
Is the music playing yet???????????
YES???????????
Well then lets get to my MMA poem!!!!!!
Kirik Lake
Kirik Lake
Sunny day
Cool, green water
Pine trees breezing
Water lapping at the shore
Like a friendly, rabid dog
Foaming at the mouth
Waiting to taste legs
The diving cliff
Just enough distance
To light the joint
And smoke it
Cousin Billy
Most of the time
I ditch you
But now
You save the day
And we can be friends
Weed is the bond
Life is funny
And the sun sets
And the sky turns
Dark blue
Except for the very end of it
Which remains
Fire red
A charcoal briquette
Dying
In the vast ocean
Of the night sky
Then there is a giggle
From the darkening woods
The two girls
From earlier
Snuck out
To see us
Let's go!
I get the good one 
Gold!!
Posted from my mma underground iPhone app
beautiful. im not going to lie, multiple tears rolled down my face.