MOST BADASS Quotes in MMA

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GROUNDnLB - "Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe fuck you"<br><br>- Nick Diaz responding to a question in an interview several years ago <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
This is great. Need to remember to use this one day. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>



Actually, it is from the move The Departed

Either way, badass. Phone Post

Im goin to release the chi ! Onto kendalls face u know what i mean !
Ross p Phone Post

screen name 2 - Reporter-Has smoking weed gotten in the way of your mma career?

Nick Diaz-Actually on the contrary my mma career has gotten in the way of my weed smoking


this

"Doctors were trying to remove two of Tuli's teeth that were embedded in Gerard Gordeau's foot. They decided it would be better to leave the teeth in for the rest of the night for fear of exposing the wound anymore. On top of that, Gordeau's hand was broken in several places. Yet the savant champion, cigarette dangling from his mouth, showed no signs of quitting." Phone Post

Snappy Whistleteeth - "Silva you got one comming. Little ass ninja you better keep your ass down at 185 buddy, cheatin MOTHERFU.....I better watch my language my moms watchin"

- Mark Coleman
My favorite Phone Post

 " 'am gunner poot so much pressure on diz guy, dat 'iz gunner fall, U 'no. 'Iz nut gunner be abel too 'andule my riddum'.

"If i fite wit' teh bess ov my abbility, if eye am 100 porcen, mentally an' fizikly, i tink, nobbady can 'andule my riddum"

" 'am gunner set a pace a riddum, dat nobbady will be abel to 'andule, until 'e make teh mistake and eye capitalize on it"
 

Mark "The Hammer" Coleman: -" Fuck you Tito",
Joe Rogan: "Oh, how dare you!" (Sacastically)
Mark "The Hammer" Coleman: "anytime, anyfucking time, douchebag"

That was classic.

"90 percent of the game is half mental" Tim Sylvia Phone Post

"Im the oldest I've ever been, right now" Tim Sylvia Phone Post

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"you will be the last of the mohicans". Tito Phone Post

"the lil eagle soars again!" Phone Post

xCYBERDYNEx - "90 percent of the game is half mental" Tim Sylvia Phone Post
People need to stop attributing this to Tim.

It's a Yogi Berra original. Phone Post

"people, I want to say a couple of words for you, if you a dream in your life, go hard, its IMPOSSIBLE!"


-Machida

*I know he's saying possible. But I lol everytime I hear it bcuz it sounds way more like impossible!


"Skooter, the difference between you and me is that while you sit at your computer and make ignorant statements while hiding behind an anonymous screen name, I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? Tell me where you work so I can come watch, and whenever you have a bad day I'll demand that you get fired with no opportunity to redeem yourself. Sound fair?

I've gone 6-1 since the Anderson fight, with wins in three weight classes against world-class competition. Considering my recent success along with my career accomplishments, I think I've pretty much earned the right to call out anyone in the world--and I believe I've demonstrated over the course of my career that I have a better than average chance of beating whomever it is I choose to call out. Whether you like it or not, Anderson and his management have done their best to avoid a rematch. I think I've proven myelf worthy to face him again, and if he believes I'm such an easy fight, why not take the payday? I would not have left the UFC if it wasn't obvious that Anderson was avoiding a second fight, and he's doing it again. "

ThatsItThatsAll - Hendo: "why would I hold him down when I could just stare him down...". Epic Phone Post
This. Phone Post

"He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage, Joe." - Mike Goldberg Phone Post

thenino -
"Skooter, the difference between you and me is that while you sit at your computer and make ignorant statements while hiding behind an anonymous screen name, I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? Tell me where you work so I can come watch, and whenever you have a bad day I'll demand that you get fired with no opportunity to redeem yourself. Sound fair?

I've gone 6-1 since the Anderson fight, with wins in three weight classes against world-class competition. Considering my recent success along with my career accomplishments, I think I've pretty much earned the right to call out anyone in the world--and I believe I've demonstrated over the course of my career that I have a better than average chance of beating whomever it is I choose to call out. Whether you like it or not, Anderson and his management have done their best to avoid a rematch. I think I've proven myelf worthy to face him again, and if he believes I'm such an easy fight, why not take the payday? I would not have left the UFC if it wasn't obvious that Anderson was avoiding a second fight, and he's doing it again. "
Grand daddy of them all Phone Post

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"it's better his nose then my nose" -wanderlei silva speaking about Cung le lol Phone Post

"All I will say is that we went at it very hard, the fight ended in the first round, and I did not pay for that puppy."

-Wand