My new deadly art of Gun-Fu

I have invented the deadliest form of Martial Arts.It`s called Gun-Fu.As a Gun-Fu practitioner you will be the lion in the jungle.
Battle tested & proven effective in all major cities.My art teaches the representative hand & eye coordination like no other.

I know of no man that has been able to defeat my new system.So if you would like to become “The King of the Jungle” I suggest you practice my deadly art of Gun-Fu

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Martial Art Magazine Says… Gun-Fu is awesome

Hand To Hand Weekly … Gun-Fu is the DO

Kick You Quarterly rating…***** five stars

Rack You and Smack You raves… Gun-Fu puts an end to martial arts as they used to be!!

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Here is what people are saying about Gun-Fu…

Jerome Jackson) “Man ever since I have started using Gun-Fu,I have never had a problem with any of my opponent`s, when I ax’ed him for his wallet”

Darnell Braxton)“Since I have developed Crowbar’s deadly art of Gun-Fu,these fools now just give me the keys to their ka, no problem”

Tyrone Williams)“Gun-fu has helped me ax these cracka licka sto owners to open up dat damn register,and just give me all of dem dead presidents”

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From: coffee
Date: 06/14/04 09:05 PM
Member Since: 04/26/2003
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Gun-Fu is an attackers worst nightmare-- it has solved the age old problem of how to keep your assailant outside his striking zone.No other style comes close( literally) – I myself am a very satisfied customer of crowbars new science–

Since overwhelming demands for Gun-Fu are currently at it’s peak in the inner city & ghetto’s,I`m looking to increase it’s awareness at a Sporting Goods store near you.

Thankyou for your support

Crowbar

Gun-Fu is also a equal opportunity Martial Art.Here is some feedback from some of my female practitioners.

Tamika Thompson)“Since I have been studying the deadly art of Gun-Fu,I have had no problem of getting my baby`s daddy to come home,when he post to”

Darnecia Taylor)“I used to have a problem with my babys daddy being responsible,and buying his son some diapers.This has come to a complete stop,since I have developed the techniques of Gun-Fu”

Shakeisha Carter)“Man this has been nice ever since I have practiced the deadly art of Gun-Fu,I have not been bitch slapped by LaRon since”

For those of you that would like to learn “Basic introduction to Gun-Fu” its easy....All that it requires is 14 day waiting period for most lessons. This waiting period is mandatory for myself and The Department of Justice.Once were convinced that you are eligible…Your are on your way.

Classes are starting now…DON`T MISS OUT

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Yes, but will this style allow me to be like water?

Aaron Burr is the Bruce Lee of Gun-fu

Gun-fu is nothing compared to Sumu and Judu.

That is the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

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You’re going to get cancelled

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Yo homie, is that my briefcase?

TTT

If you use Gun Fu, you can have literally any briefcase you want!

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Thrill Hammer has just robbed the correct.

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Your system was the best investment I ever made

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Basically hassle free.

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