Nickname that makes the least sense?

Underground
1

I don't get "Drago" at all... It'd be fine if it was Sergei or something but it just makes no sense for Pete

2

 Anyone with the nickname Babyface. WTF is that BS. Josh The Babyface Assasin Barnett.

3

I always thought Randy "THe Natural" Couture was a little off considering how many supplements and shit the dude is on including HGH

4

"The Maineiac" for born-and-raised Texan, Tim Sylvia.



Also, Mike "Tex" Brown.

5

Squared Circle - "The Maineiac" for born-and-raised Texan, Tim Sylvia.

Also, Mike "Tex" Brown.



Sylvia is from Ellsworth Maine

6

 that hoebag guy...

7

 Jules "Cotton Mouth from the South" Bruchez



Is a Cotton Mouth a snake? Or does he smoke a lot of weed? I dunno...



Travis "the Serial Killer " Lutter is also a bit odd....

8

Mike "The Math Librarian" Martelle FTW /thread

9

Snowguy -  Jules "Cotton Mouth from the South" Bruchez

Is a Cotton Mouth a snake? Or does he smoke a lot of weed? I dunno...

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yes. it is.

10

 Why the fuck is BJ called the prodigy?

11

DevilsAdvocate -  Why the fuck is BJ called the prodigy?




WOW...nm hex... this is y people make fun of 10'ers

12

"Polish Experiment" or "Soul Assassin"

13

deebosilva - 
DevilsAdvocate -  Why the fuck is BJ called the prodigy?








WOW...nm hex... this is y people make fun of 10'ers


 It was a joke, man. I felt that his nickname was so obvious that it would be immediately apparent that I was joking. Guess even that was over your head.

14

 Cain "Irish Samurai" Velasquez

15

Jessethebandit - I always thought Randy "THe Natural" Couture was a little off considering how many supplements and shit the dude is on including HGH



 Oh boy. This is why you noobs get made fun of. 



Joel Gold from Full Contact Fighter dubbed him the Natural in 1997 because he was a "natural" at fighting.

16

Nick "The Narc" Diaz

17

Squared Circle -  Cain "Irish Samurai" Velasquez



 isn't it obvious, it's because he had sex with Marcus Davis

18

G "Rush" SP

19

shonuff the master

20

Big_Mike - Axe murderer


 I guess it doesn't make much sense when taken literally but the intent of "axe murderer" sums up Wand very well once he's in a fight. It's actually one of my favorite nicknames.