oFFICIAL YoeL RomerO translation thread

"AYEEE, HEY YEW ESS CEE, AyEEeE MAIIIAMIA, AyEEEE FLORIDa. LISTEN PEOPLE LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU USA? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHATS GOING ON, YOU FORGET for tHE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE WORLD. HIS NAME IS JESUS CRYYYYYYY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WAKE UP USA. GO! GO BACK WHERE YOU GO! GO FOR JESUS! NO FOR GAY JESUS PEOPLE!"

https://youtu.be/ZybaBFjNEjQ

What is your translation?